Smack's Pizza
BREAKING: "Smack's Pizza" is born as Mack’s and Sam’s MERGE to create the undisputed #1 pizza spot!
After decades of sauce-slinging rivalry on the boardwalk, Mack’s and Sam’s have finally decided to settle the debate, by becoming one. Introducing Smack’s Pizza a “unified slice experience” combining the awesomeness of Mack’s Pizza with the awesomeness of Sam’s Pizza.
Oowners were spotted shaking hands over a giant half-Mack’s, half-Sam’s pie this morning. Rumor has it they’ll even debut a new hybrid slice: The Smack Attack.
Locals are stunned. “I’ve spent years arguing over which one’s better,” one fan said. “Now what?!”
But before you freak out...
APRIL FOOL’S!
The rivalry lives on. Pick a side. Grab a slice. Let the debates continue.